Finally a new post

A rather conservative friend of mine routinely sends me emails she receives that are generally crap forwarded a thousand times around the World spreading falsehoods. I used to fact check them and return the real facts back to people who are listed before me, but lately I just been hitting the good old delete key. She sent me this one and I couldn't stop laughing. Satire at it's best:

I received this email today. I think it is horrible that this stuff exists. Please forward this to as many people as you can so that the truth about this stuff will be known.


INCREDIBLE!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE PEOPLE WE TRUST THE MOST TO LEAD US AND TEACH US THE TRUTH ARE ACTUALLY REALLY JUST ACTORS MAKING MONEY BECAUSE SO MANY OF US ARE SO EAGER TO BUY THE HATE THEY DISTRIBUTE?
READ WHAT SOME OF OUR “MORAL COMPASSES” HAVE HAD TO SAY WHEN THEIR MICROPHONES WERE OFF………

“the Democratic Party is a fine party and I have no problems with it…”
Sen. John McCain, April 1, 2004

“My listeners are so stupid. I could tell them Jesus was a Jew and they would hate him if I told them I did."
Sean Hannnity, September 1, 2008

“… conservative radio is the greatest drama ever made. Shakesphere would have had his own conservative radio show if the medium existed then. I’d be a liberal radio show host if the money was there, but it isn’t……conservatives are easier to herd and open their wallets quicker…..”
Rush Linbaugh, July 16, 2004

“most Conservatives aren’t interested in the truth. I love my mother but I’d tell my listeners to hate her if there was a buck in it. I’m not ashamed……That’s American free enterprise!”
Neil Boortz, May 30, 2008

“Americans are so ridiculously naïve. They get their truths from conservative and liberal radio pudits who are all just actors and wouldn’t know reality if it kicked them in the _ss. “
Dick Chenney, November 4, 2008

“Our founding fathers didn’t really have a clue. Like Stalin, I’m just in it for the money and women…..”
Glen Beck, December, 16, 2008

About the New Orleans refugees…..”they are all underprivileged anyway, so this must be working quite well for them….”
George W. Bush, September 5, 2005

We’re all humans aren’t we? Pass this along so that everyone can see that hate breeds hate and we must all learn to get along with each other. Take this to your churches and pray for unity and conservatism. Anything but communistic hatred and loathsome insecurity. My hope is that the time has not come for us to give up hope. We must take a stand for liberty and put down the oppressive liberal motorhead. Our country, this beautiful American soil is being soiled by the likes of Obamma, Biden, Pelosi and Reid. Don’t allow the immorality of the Washington crowd to wash over us. Let us breath pure white American air again so that we may crush our oppossers and put down anyone who refuses to see how right we are and how wrong they and all the other long hair, sex crazed dope smoking anarchist pinko commey fags are!

Buy that piece of prime waterfront real estate between Long island and Manhattan island but don’t pay too much for it! America needs a strong and healthy free enterprise system.

Please send this to 83 of your closest friends before noon or your big toe will fall off.

In the common vernacular of the day you have been punk’d. If you believe anything in this document you are dumber than I thought. This email is a work of satire and is intended to illustrate why you shouldn’t always believe everything you read or hear. Open your minds people and allow yourselves to grow. Only 2 of the quotes were really made (I will let you do the research and find out which 2) and them withstanding I do not attribute anything above to be the words of anyone except me.